Congratulations, you made it through another meeting that could’ve been a Slack message. The Pointless Meeting Survivor Cap is your badge of honor for enduring agenda-less chaos, fake action items, and someone screen sharing for way too long.
• Embroidered for credibility—because trauma deserves recognition
• Adjustable fit for heads full of ideas and muted mics
• Lightweight comfort, even when the meeting runs 22 minutes over
• Perfect for office veterans, calendar victims, and eye-rollers everywhere
Wear it proudly. You earned it. (Barely.)
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
