Accessories

For the overworked, under-caffeinated, and dog-obsessed.

This collection brings the finishing touches your outfit didn’t know it needed from hats that block out nonsense to totes that carry everything except your will to log into another meeting. Every piece is designed with comfort, chaos, and corporate sarcasm in mind.

Whether you’re running errands, walking your dog-turned-therapist, or pretending to be “out of office,” these accessories keep the energy on-brand: slightly unhinged, fully relatable.

Because your accessories should work as hard as you pretend to.