You didn’t ask for low-hanging fruit, but leadership tossed it on your plate anyway.
This premium crewneck is for the ones who sit through every “quick sync” with the same internal monologue: “We could’ve just sent an email.” Featuring clean, direct embroidery that reads “Low Hanging Fruit” because sometimes, the only thing lower than the fruit is morale.
Subtly stitched. Aggressively relatable.
• 100% cotton face
• 65% cotton, 35% polyester
• Charcoal Heather is 55% cotton, 45% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
• Tightly knit 3-end fleece
• Side-seamed construction
• Self-fabric patch on the back
• Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This sweatshirt runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
BODY LENGTH (inches) |
CHEST WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
27 |
20 |
23 ½ |
| M |
28 |
21 |
24 |
| L |
29 |
23 |
24 |
| XL |
30 |
25 |
24 |
| 2XL |
31 |
26 ½ |
24 |
| 3XL |
32 |
28 |
24 |
| |
BODY LENGTH (cm) |
CHEST WIDTH (cm) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) |
| S |
68.6 |
50.8 |
59.7 |
| M |
71.1 |
53.3 |
61 |
| L |
73.7 |
58.4 |
61 |
| XL |
76.2 |
63.5 |
61 |
| 2XL |
78.7 |
67.3 |
61 |
| 3XL |
81.3 |
71.1 |
61 |
