When the snacks are gone and the meetings won’t end... it’s fine. You’re fine. Everything is fine.
Featuring Rigatoni—the golden retriever face of corporate resilience, this double-sided tote is the ultimate carry-all for emotionally-charged snacks, passive-aggressive spreadsheets, or that bottle of wine you said was “for later.”
✔️ Double-sided design: Rigatoni in a headset, delivering his iconic line
✔️ Sturdy + spacious: great for work, errands, therapy sessions (you pick)
✔️ Lightweight, durable, and emotionally stable (unlike your boss)
🦴 Bonus: Comes with @passtherigatoni branding so you can say “I knew Rigatoni before the IPO.”
• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location
• Blank product components sourced from Israel
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
